Runaway?

How old is too old to run away from home? I really want to just run away for a while! I'm thinking of a beautiful ocean, sand, scuba gear and unlimited tanks! That sounds wonderful to me...and Dan just keeps driving that knife deeper and twisting it every so often. He's going to be suprised one day when he comes in from whatever he is doing and I'm long gone with my scuba suitcase and a couple of swimsuits and he's left here with screaming kids and an unexpected debit from our bank account!!! Hmmm, makes me wonder...Am I too old to run away from home?